the red phenomenon...Vday..

the fast approaching valentines day, feb 14 has made me inquisitive about how my pals r going to spend the day...now dont ask me who is yourdate this year and stuff..!!We will eventually come to that point later =), i have just interviewed few of my friends how
and with whom would they spend their valentines day...and the summary is......

M.A.Mansoor
-dude i need a beautiful girl..and when i tell that i mean a girl not from our college...please help me..wait no no bullet for my valentine..ahh no no
i need to hit the gym..i cant compromise being a macho for a girl..

Ranbir kapoor
-i dunno may be a candle light dinner,loong drive with my lover deepika...

Sanjay bysani
-id order a pizza and like to finish friends season 4....its an AMAZING(this sounds like ammmmaaaaaazzziiing) show n you need to watch it man....ive watched it like
some fourhundred and seventy two times...this guy joey is really too good man...watch it you will kno..

Meher Anand k
-Dude i need to complete the system programming assignment and then prepare for placement interviews.. dream jobs,cat n stuff

Bipasha basu
-Are you free on 14th ram??..
-re : ahh sorry bips i dont think m free on 14th i have a meeting with Barack Obama to discuss about on growing terrorism in Chechenya..
sorry dear world peace issues to be sorted out first, cant help.

Russel peters
-Somebody is gonna get hurt real badly
-re : i know you brown baaaasket...you will be dumped by your girlfrend

Santosh N
-dude it wud be the same usual stuff...(i know why you made me write this )..
-re : Exactly!!!!, your such a looser....ur better with your volleyball =P

Sonam Kapoor(dilli 6 fame)
-thanks for accepting to come out on a date with me..love you ram..
-re : ahh thats okay...i had to postpone my meeting with obama, but then anyday you are more important than some stupid world issues darling

Rahul Ninoria
-ladki hai, bike hai,(ladki ke paas bhi bike hai).. long drive pe jayenge(apne apne bike mein :P)

Ram
-ahh i will be busy play CounterStrike that day..i need to kick some asses.. anyday counter strike better than a date with a girl :)

John Abraham
-i need some tips to make my girlfrend happy man...please help me out...
-re : sure dude, afterall your one of my best buddies...

******
-its fine if i get a date...or else ill wear orange tee and along with the orange group guys , thrash the couples we find...
-re : dude ur a perfect saddist...awesome...india needs people like u