Honest man

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up withANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE,You would have come up withCAMERON DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes toANGELINA JOLIE."

The moral of this story is : Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and men're sticking to it! -
"MEN ARE HONOURABLE!!!!!!"

As i mature

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.,
all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in

I've learned that no matter how much i care
some people are just assholes

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it
only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it.

Ive learned that you can get by on charm for about a day or so.
After that youd better have a fat thick wallet.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others..,
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first.., the passion fades away

I've learned that people you care most about in life are the ones
who give you the least importance

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isnt working..that
thing is the most ought one.

I've learned that whenever ur playing CS people remember u the most
and feel like talking to u.

I've learned that no matter how non-alcoholic you may be..,people dont
believe you considering the fact ur a hosteller.

I've learned that no matter how much u love someone.., the other person
always likes some one else.

IM jesus :D :D

kids of future :D :D ( id bet that bully wud be my kid )

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the bottles !!

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house,

was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife,
lost his children and lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles
and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall
swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You
are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the
reason I lost my job".



He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes
the bottle, puts it aside and says



"Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved".