my first piece of literature " A really awesome book"

At long last I have finished "A really awesome book" --the final authority on acceptable behavior between and among insane humans . "A really awesome book" definitively answers some of mankind's most profound dilemmas like "what happens if I accidentally brush against another my x gf's boy frend?" and "how many pizzas should I order?" and "can I text my girlfriend in class?" This life-saving document is now available both in book stores and online.

Critical Acclaim for "A really awesome book"

"This is the finest piece of literature ever written. Now will you give me my phone back, ram?"
--Bysani S.

"This is by far the most disgusting, disparaging, stomach churning thing I've ever read."
--Moghe C.S

"Finally! A book worth reading!"
--God

"J.K.Rowling's out, ram's in!"
--Henry M. (President-Bloomsbury publications(the publishers of harry potter series))

"F*** off."
--Thorat(dean acads NIT nagpur)

"Out of this world!"
--Alien (creature from another planet)

"I'm sorry what?"
--******* (bulb)

"I have a hundred words for 'snowflake' but only one word for 'A really awesome book,' - awesome!"
--Some Eskimo maybe

"This book makes me want to rethink my career."
--Mark (the dude who wrote the Gospel)

one "she" makes all the difference ;)

when i was in first year of my so called btech in VNIT,i met this kiddo (well was one at that time)....a guy with an everlasting smile on his face....the everlasting is actually apt word....he introduced himself as santosh from banglore...but then his roomie corrected him..."TUKA from banglore"...man i used to cal him tuka but with an obvious doubt in my head.."wtf is TUKA?"well now i kno wt it is ;)...anyways no deviation from the topic...n den..Yeah santu/tuka since i kno him has been a shy and a nerd kind..but then very frendly polite and bad at hindi ...but forget not to mention an awesome volley ball player...and then all f a sudden he developed a strange liking towards the mess food (which is supposed to be slimy,yucky and add all possible disgusting adjectives)...and dude has developed a biiiiiiiiig pot belly.... :P ...well i now clearly understand why compsci. lost in institute gathering's volley ball even though there were female fans to cheer tuka ;) ...dude cud barely jump to block d ball...the lazy sloth whom u wud have seen drooling over the pillow in sleep like few days backs... is now nowhere to be seen in d hostel....hitting the ground n gym early in the morning trying to gain shape or may be n 8 pack(ive seen him downloading some aamir's gahjini posters)....recharging the mobile more than me :O ...kinda shocking..always seen moving fingers on his mobile (feel sorry fr his mobile's keypad)...with a smirk on his face, nt givin a damn wetr its end of world or operating systems class...i had to reveal my secret superman identity(damn it man... X( ..i hate u for making me do that..but since i put frendship ahead of my secret identity i have no regrets...) to save him once from a cycle on the road...such are his commitment levels in typing text messages in the phone ....and then just ask him "tuka who is that gurl ?"...u can c his face blush n go red...much like a cherry (true story..)..the awesomeness in him is quite obvious now a days..listening to romantic songs and watching romantic movies(rab ne... is n xcption)
anyways all i can say about him is....as the words of my title go.....one 'SHE' has made all the difference....... ;)....

wt a movie experience!!!

rab ne bana di jodi...... hmmm guys i wouldnt suggest you to watch this movie unless uve the experience of watching himesh baba's karzzzzzzzzzz(yeah that zzzzzzz extension is very much needed)...You would be wondering what is the relation between an action packed(thats what it was meant to be) karz and a king khan's romantic flick(id better call it tragedy)....the relation is simple...both wil get u bored unless ur a jack ass...himesh makes u ppl cry by singing...well Mr.Khan has achieved d same effect bt here we cry along with him...not knowing why d f*** is he weeping like a 4 year old who stuck up a button cell in his nose(no offence meant sanjay)...i beacame a jackass...along with santosh a jackass*2(well he watched rab ne twice)...the theatre where we watched d movie was exceptional with dolby digital surround sound system....but i still dint get the fact why d hell the actors were muttering words...okay so if we put Mr.Khans weeping aside man anuska sharma was awesomely hot...when i ws trying 2 concentrate on this fact suddenly my mobile starts ringing....damn i frgt 2 sSHhhh it(my slient profile) ...well it ws from airtel..i cut d call...again there ws a call from unknown #no. man dis time it ws d airtel call centre...just gt pissed off and cut in in between..den dad twice...and den again message"hey ram wat doin"..wel dis time i dint feel angry i replied cooly ;)....i ws just one fool thinking exactly how much people remember me when m making ma plans f dating anushka...Im just happy that atleast the heroine was gud...thankfully something to cheer in the movie....well there was also a gud thing in the movie,a trailer of upcoming film "newyork"....looks cool...man m just waiting fr that =) ....