my exam paper of first year....as you can see..... 5/6<1>1 were the statements i wrote......and our professor....said to be done phd is some PHODU college most probably iitb has asked me to justify =(....i am still confused about the standards of a NATIONAL INSTITUE OF TECHNOLOGY

wanna be a prof??check it out ..

The things u gotta make sure before u plan to become a prof


1. Do u look good in bald head ??

2. Does u'r gf understands this :
"Love is when ur puppy licks ur face even if u left him alone all day...!"

3. Can u bare the nicks n comments of u'r future students??

4. Are u still reading this?? =O

facts zone =)

now i really cant understand what am i doin here posting new blogs.. in the middle of my exams !!!! ive definitely gone nuts .......well thats allover a different fact so lets sweep it under the carpet for a moment....

few facts i realized lately after coming to VNIT

1) i can never forget the numbers 60,120,180,200,395 (they are the different denominations of airtel recharge vouchers).

2)the canteen owner of VNIT earns more money than our senior professors....it may not be exaggeration if i say the amount he earns may be more than the director's salaree

3)playing counter strike is like leaving me in a bank heavily armed with full authorization of the safes and vaults

4)HOME FOOD IS REALLY GOOD...no no AWESOME..no AWESOMER .

5)rotis and idlys can be potentially dangerous enough to kill people .

6)Better be a plumber than a software engineer.

well back to d fact dt i have xams.......what d frockk!!!!! i need 2 study........ =(

suspence zone

It was 3' o clock in the early morning when i just completed my cs clan match and came out of ma room to pee down.silence everywhere,it was then power went off.i could clearly hear the crackin sound of some insect 'x' which intensified ma fear.all of a sudden a dim white light appeared as the moon escaped from the gallows of clouds.i managed to make a move in that dim light,hoping there is nothing in iit which can eat me off.exceptions are there...but i really dont want to find one.this is where i made a mistake.i'm attacked ....hands twisted,mouth stapled and got repeated blows in my stomach.im bleeding everywhere and goddamn it...i could see knife shinning in the moon light.i closed my eyes hard as something pierced deep in to my heart.even in that deadly pain,i was crazy and desperately want to know who was it....i opened my eyes and saw my little time piece showing 7:55 am.with a sign of relief i said...."ooh my god.. i have to attend my signals and systems class at 8 'o clock "

dude...its time to eat...im hungwy =(

Its time to eat.....classes start at 8.00 am ......i know very very^infinite early.....and then waking up at 7.55 am and managing the time space continuum to reach the class by 8.15 am isn't a kiddos work...with few exceptions like me (at times) & santosh (mega sloth of Vnit : who rarely is found in class...and always in d hibernation mode in bed ) ... so this means theres no scope for even knowing how breakfast smells like....when ur back frm college at 1.00* pm...(* time is liable to change based on massbunks and personal bunk)...and then u have the lunch hour from 1.00 pm to 2.30 pm... when within the proximity of mess ..you see a mess worker.. you tend to ask him भैय्या खाने में क्या है the reply comes आलु -___ की सब्जी है साहब ...the blank there is a variable of vegetables... den u suddenly can hear the sounds of breaking rock hard rotis along with the molars and premolars...that is the time you are in a dilemma to walk back all the way to canteen or walk few yards to chandrama(fruit store) or to just pick d fone and order a pizza...(thanks to smokenjoes and pizza corner)....finally you fuel your soul with some edible stuff....this whole process is put in a loop for all the week days.........

the time i wished my program didnt work... =(

usually during the end of the semester ... in ma college u c people working their asses off for submissions of assignments,journals,sheets,viva and blah blah......specially computer guys u see them scratching their heads and butts with turbo c++,dev c++,net beans and linux boxes..(usually its about understanding someone elses code....)..for the submission of my last programming assignment in java (which for a change i did on my own.)...in one of the segment of ma code i had to check if its entering a particular loop...so i decided to put a print condition in d loop System.out.println("what the f***")....after evrything was done i forgot to delete the statement......during the time of submission on the run there was this text on the display screen "WHAT THE F**K" i was dumb struck and the expression on ma proffessor's face was something.....one i will remember for a while.....well it was embarrasing =(.....ahh but then its all rite........play it cool and take it lite .........i hope d prof did d same...i shud wait until ma grades are put up =*(

finally set to blog.....

Well well after spending some thousands of hours on the orkut and relatively few less thousands of hours on facebook i just felt like now its time to "blah"g.......but then behind this idea there lies a prescription of a psychiatrist....don ask me why..that's classified.....so this is my first blog....hope u guys enjoy reading my posts