A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out “… and I can’t remember who she was!”
Moral of the story:
Don’t copy if you can’t paste!!
May be this will help u a lot Just some funny ways to propose her……u may know few already but this can help ..……
(at your own risk!!!)
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
“You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?” (courtesy : santosh aka kumbhakaran )
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket,
She would say,”What are doing” respond, “Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
“I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good
10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
11. Did you know they changed the alphabet?
They put U and I together.
12. Are you lost?
’cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
14. What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend
to confirm that
2. the nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…
4. “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your college.”……………..100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends
with you.
8. Theory of relativity……
The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know
about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh
ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things
work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you
will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. the more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad will hate u
12. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to he number of bullets her dad will be showering at you
