the sheer awesomeness of "sense of directions"

Dear blog readers... ,i always wonder how can one be so awesome at things..if we go by the example sachin tendulkar in batting..,.viswanathan anand in chess.., john rambo in rambo .., pamela anderson in being pamela anderson.., and me topping the awesomeness charts asusual....

and then suddenly i just realized there is someone else around me who is a pinnacle at being awesome in something....and that is "the sense of directions"..well here i need to introduce u guys to the one and only bysani S ...... well Sanjay bysani wud be just fine aswell...if you guys are regular followers of my blog then yeah this is the same lil kiddo ..who stuck up a button cell in his nose...as of now we will stick to the topic...after going through this post you people will understand why sanjay had brought a fone with GPS ....

the matter of fact that jayesh (another random fat,mallu,gulf,kiddo) teases sanjay saying "i wont come back to hostel with u if u dont behave yourself" (and amazingly that works)... . The above line tells it all to us.... i always wonder how this guy cant remember the way back from trumart to our hostel (well with four 90 degree turns and may be a quarter mile of walk..even after being n number of times there)..... .If you are in a dilemma which road to take to reach your destination and really have no clue....and when sanjay is with you it just makes your life so easy...the only thing u need to do is ask him "which way now?".. and then just take the other one which he points to...its as simple as that...actually the point is he gets it right 1 out of 100 times.. and the risk factor is so minimal ... it can aswell be overlooked..

logically speaking its inhuman to contradict your own ideas so i guess thats why sanjay cant help himself with his amazing ability of sensing directions..

now when sanjay is equipped with his latest gadget n81* with GPS, i have no fear of him getting lost in the busy streets of chennai or lonely roads of nagpur and yeah more specifically the hostel..(there is an incident about the hostel too.. but then im too lazy to type that here..)

* since GPS system is not available in nagpur right now... so if hes lost somewhere.. sanjay uses meher's helpline (24/7) ...works amazingly fine for him.. as far as i kno :P