THE PYRAMID OF SCREAMING

HEY STUPID BLOG READERS!!! WHY DON'T YOU READ MY BLOG MORE?!?! Sorry. My professor screamed at me over a few assignments and I had to release some of dt steam. Why didn't I yell at my professor and not at you? Because that would be dumb, idiot. You see, we all learn as children that screaming leads to results, and it's no different in the college. The world was built on the backs of men and women who were yelled at to work harder, and the tradition has been screamed from generation to generation. But you can't just scream at anybody… that would be counter-productive. That's why it's imperative you understand where you stand on the Pyramid of Screaming^TM.

Now what exactly is the Pyramid of Screaming^TM?

The Pyramid of Screaming^TM is a societal gloss that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream : You can only scream on person beneath you.

To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid of indian cricket team :the BCCI supreme head of cricket in india screams at coach for the loss ...and then coach on captain and captain on vice captain..and den vice captain on team mates and team on the punters ...here the noticable point in hierarchy is this is only one sided never the vice captian screams on the captain and likely but the punter scream at no one hes just lucky to have a job ..

its no different in your life....as exemplified by my own scream pyramid :



Below is a blank Scream Pyramid for you to fill in. If you're not sure where you fit, you can always trick a colleague into screaming at someone and then see where the pieces fall. That's how I figured out I was above the V.P. of Synergy ;) .


IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The mess worker, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.