the three buttons

Vajpayee and Musharraf meet up in Islamabad for talks on nuclear arms. When Vajpayee sits down he notices Musharraf 's chair has three buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses a button and a boxing gloves pops out of Vajpayee chair and bashes him on his face.
Vajpayee, barely believing it, carries on talking but after another few minutes Musharraf presses a second button and out comes a large boot and kicks him in the butt. Vajpayee is kicked off but still remains outwardly calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses the final button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Vajpayee. The Indian PM is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave. "'We'll continue this talk next week in the New Delhi" says the Prime Minister. Musharraf, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no, so the appointment stands.
A week later Vajpayee receives Musharraf in the Prime Minister's Office, and as Musharraf sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Vajpayees chair. As the meeting goes on, Musharraf sees Vajpayee press the first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This doesn't stop Vajpayee from laughing... really loudly. After this, Indian PM continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Musharraf reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this time Vajpayee falls out of his chair laughing. Musharraf doesn't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After a few minutes Indian PM presses the final button. This time, Musharraf stays sitting, but Vajpayee isn't, he's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing. Musharraf is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Pakistan " Vajpayee: (Through tears of laughter from the floor) - "PAKISTAN?? ..... What PAKISTAN??? DO YOU THINK STILL IT IS THERE??"

EPIC FAIL LOGOS :D :D >:D

i was very much alive when god scored 200* in cricket ...

this post should have come from me a while ago.. but then DOTA and CS kept me busy !! the time line of this post dates back to February 24, 2010 and between 2.30 pm to 9.00 pm .. the time frame mentioned here was literally adrenaline pumping,hair raising,jaw dropping and showcase of sheer audacity and class :D ,,, yes am trying to put some light on the "Sir Sachin "GOD" Tendulkar phenomenon" :D :D ..

that day i can still recall ., woke up at 1.00 pm (the late night gaming after effects) brushed teeth and went to the mess to hog some booring mess food .. and then in the mess some one reminds me that there is a one day (day night) match at gwalior..I am a die hard admirer of cricket but then the regular "thrash the ball give the stick to bowlers" game has made me drop to the levels of check the score card on net rather glue my ass to a chair in front of idiot box .. but then that day since i had no other job to do .. i decided fine let me watch sachin and sehwag when i heard india won the toss and chose to bat .. sadly sehwag got out cheaply .. but then sachin was always there .. so my head was clear of not moving an inch .. the master was in a flow .. the square cuts , the backfoot punches , the sexy flicks on the onside .. it was sheer class .. smoothly the 100 came ., in a quick time he reached to 150* that's when the Tv room was crowded ... and thoughts of 200 sprinted in the heads (of all the zillion people watching the innings) .. i was confident he would do it ..

slowly wickets were tumbling and runs were flowing ... but let me put the cricket thing aside "the overs from 45 - 50 " were a brain storm .. i think i was never tensed that much even when i proposed a girl of was writing my Aieee / CAT ... every one were cheering every single as the record looked evident .. everyone were standing on the chairs by the time sachin was on 190* ... and every single he took was cheered wildly .. the last moments were really nervous ... i never in my life would have sweared at some one as much as i did at dhoni ... taking the strike after every over .. for me the hero of the day was Hashim amla who saved a boundary of dhoni and let sachin take the strike at 199* and rest is GLORY and HISTORY .. 3 chairs were broken ... fists were bumped .. high fives were exchanged everywhere in the TV room ...it was as if we all scored the 200* such was the involvement ..." HAIL the master " ...and it took a whole 8 hours for me to absorb the feat :D ... SACHIN IS GOD ,, and CRICKET MY RELIGION :D :)

____ :) i love ...

• the way you laugh - like a child...wide grin, head cocked to one side.
• the way you twist your nose and sniff midway in your endless chatter
• the way you can go on and on and on about books,academics,arts,tv soaps,Hrithik, and housing plans.. (how very interesting!..)
• the small mark on your right cheek
• the way you always hold my hand while crossing the road
• the way your face slopes into a cleft chin.....
• that you are as crazy about movies as I am
• that if I forget to give the old lady at the street-corner a coin, you will.
• the way you frown angrily when I put my head/hands out of a running cab to wave
• the way you are conscious of your nose (it's NOT big!)
• the way you smile at me
• the way you hit me on my head when the bike speed goes up
  
• the way you dance (so awkward, so very cute)
• the way you take me to the temple on my birthday
• the way you make up excuses for your excessive shopping when you start feeling guilty, e.g., 'It's OK. This is the first shopping spree this month...' or 'It's OK. We'll not eat anything for the rest of the month...' :)
• the way you love me.....

Honest man

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up withANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE,You would have come up withCAMERON DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes toANGELINA JOLIE."

The moral of this story is : Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and men're sticking to it! -
"MEN ARE HONOURABLE!!!!!!"

As i mature

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.,
all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in

I've learned that no matter how much i care
some people are just assholes

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it
only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it.

Ive learned that you can get by on charm for about a day or so.
After that youd better have a fat thick wallet.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others..,
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first.., the passion fades away

I've learned that people you care most about in life are the ones
who give you the least importance

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isnt working..that
thing is the most ought one.

I've learned that whenever ur playing CS people remember u the most
and feel like talking to u.

I've learned that no matter how non-alcoholic you may be..,people dont
believe you considering the fact ur a hosteller.

I've learned that no matter how much u love someone.., the other person
always likes some one else.

IM jesus :D :D