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Friday, February 6, 2009

They are legends...

In a post-apocalyptic 2012(as predicted by Nostradamous),U.S.army lieutenant colonel P.S.S.Ram(Ram) and captain Tuka(Santu) were the two among the very few left as the last healthy humans in Newyork and possibly the entire world. A genetically re-engineered measles virus created in 2009 as a cure for cancer mutated into a lethal airborne strain that spread worldwide and killed 5.4 billion people, 90% of humanity. Only 12 million possessed a natural immunity. The remaining 588 million degenerated into primal, aggressive beings referred to as "Darkseekers" (hemocytes) whose leader was the jalsa rakshashi(jalsa rakshashi was 5 feet 5 inches,fair in complexion and looked like tom cruise.. ).... . The "Darkseekers" exhibited superhuman speed, agility, and strength. The immune regular humans were hunted, killed by other humans, killed by the Infected or committed suicide.

lieutenant colonel P.S.S.Ram(left) and captain Tuka(right)

the remaining 288 civilians formed an army under the liutenant and the captain...they call themselves the 300(all the 288 people which had the likes of sylvester stallone,arnold scwaznegger and pamela anderson )... ,the army had to fight for their survival with the Darkseekers with forks and spoons as they never had any advanced equipment,starvation was never a problem...thanks to KFC's and Mc.Donalds who accepted SBI debit cards and also sudexo meal passes.. .
one day when the 300 were coming back from one of the Las Vegas casino after clebrating a birthday of one of them... a small group of 14,000 darkseekers attack them...the brave 300 under the leadership of superbrave,audacious,dauntless Ram and little less brave Tuka fought them and beat the shit out of them..after the aftermath of the rumble the 300 become 225...and were victorious....But then Ram suddenly realized Pamela anderson was killed...and had gone nuts...in that rage killed 25 of his comrades...making it a round figure of 200...and he badly wanted to avenge pamela's death....he got "PAMELA WAS MURDERED" tattooed on Tuka's family pack ab, so that whenever he saw that he got reminded of the revenge, poor tuka he had to be without shirt for the rest of this legend..when Ram was seriously thinking of how to end their wretchednesses caused by the Darkseekers...the Jalsa Rakshashi was planning to end the human race...mean while Tuka has got hold of an Army tank full of arms and ammunations..finally, the Judgement Day came where the man-kind had to face their destiny....the fearless bold 200 fighters took over a zillion darkseekers...the liutenant and the captain equipped with sniper rifle and in a ghillie suit set out for the Jalsa Rakhshasi...they sneaked into the "castle of the Doom" where Jalsa Rakshashi was playing Counter Strike with his cousin...the two then got into a comfortable position,but then Ram realized he had only one bullet in his rifle and he tried to take down the Jalsa Rakshasi and its cousin in one shot...but by its sheer sense of senses the Jalsa Rakshashi escaped the shot...and its cousin was dead...this infuriated the Jalsa Rakshashi...the next second there was a hand to hand combat between the three...the legend is cencored here because of the mass violence involved..finally the jalsa Rakshashi was killed and the castle of doom collapsed... the heroes never returned... The unsung heroes Lieutenant Ram and Captain Tuka saved the human kind..and were awarded Param-Vir chakra and Ashok Chakra respectively...the Darkseekers were made the slaves of the mankind...and slowly the human race started to build...on the shoulders of absolute sacrifice of the two legends ..... i sign off by saying truely THEY ARE LEGENDS..(true story)

Jalsa Rakshashi(1979-2012)


courtesy :Future's History Channel

2 comments:

manasa said...

A weird, psycho story.. liked it.. :p

the dish antenna man =D said...

well we bcame kinda psycho aftr coming here in2 dis college