9.2 Seconds – That’s All You’ve Got To Make A First Impression

Everyday, I get thousands of electronic mails asking how to pick up girls. The truth of the matter - however unnatural and fundamentally opposed to everything you've ever learned about the Girls – is that a girl actually picks you. Worse yet, girls are highly superficial: a girl will judge a man on his appearance alone, regardless of how hot she looks And just how long after first sight does it take for a girl to decide if she’d go out with a guy? Try 9.2 seconds*. That's 1.7 seconds faster than your typical rocket launch. Astonishing.

Without the nerve wrecking wits, God-given physique, or the fashion literacy that allow me to frame a woman upon first glance, most guys don’t stand a chance against the clock. Fortunately for you, I like to fling some of my awesomeness on people who are deprived of it. Therefore, I’ve started a list of a few easy-to-follow costume list that allows virtually any man to make a first impression strong enough to defeat a woman’s 9.2 second barrier

FIRST IMPRESSION COSTUMES

MERCENARY

– Walk into a coffee shop(filled with chicks) wearing a gun, a knife, and/or a grenade (toys preferred) and a woman’s first thought will be, “Now here’s a man who can protect me,” followed quickly with her second thought, “I’d like to engage in a relation with this heavily armed man.”

ROCK AND ROLL DRUMMER

– Carry a pair of drumsticks and wear a denim jacket with a patch of your favorite band. Nobody knows what the drummer looks like. NOTE: Avoid the "PANSY DIVISION"(gay band) patch unless you plan on picking up a guy.

THE MACHO

-If you have got sixpack abs(six is necessity, eight is a luxury) and have the flair and flamboyance to carry it on, dude its time to rip your shirt off, go the khan's way and show the chicks some tough guy.

L. L. COOL J

– Ladies love Cool James.

ARTIST

– Toss a beret on your head and carry around a paintbrush and suddenly you’re the sensitive guy – which gives a woman the immense pleasure of believing she might actually make you cry.

A GEEK

Throw on a T-shirt two sizes too big for you, grab a college bag and an issue of Advanced quantum mechanics, and when you walk into a coffee shop EVERY woman will want to be

ESCAPED CONVICT

– Leg irons,handcuffs, and a black and white striped jailsuit. "Women love jewelry, a pin-striped suit, and danger".According to the theory of bad boy syndrome*. Combine all three and you’ll make her dance to your tunes.

* the bad boy syndrome is a psychological issue of a female,which attracts her to a really bad guy.