ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM FEELINGS?????

Recently i have been fighting some serious illness...after hours of googling the symptoms i found out it was the most life threatening disease... feelings...,during my courageous battle against Feelings I discovered, in shock, that the medical establishment has done very little research on this crippling affliction. In fact some physicians even went so far as to claim Feelings aren’t even a life-threatening disease! Luckily for you my PhD in Awesomeness has qualified me to assemble this informative medical pamphlet for any of you who fear you may have contracted Feelings.

Keep fighting Feelings.

ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM FEELINGS?

What Are Feelings?

Feelings are a tender emotional state that develop when a male becomes fixated on a single female to the exclusion of others. Even others who look hot.

Early Warning Signs

When you’re around one particular chick, you experience:

•Pounding Heart
•Dry Mouth
•Nausea
•Inability to speak
•Sweating
•Desire to say flattering things
•And hide the fact that you are an owner of a big MNC, airvoice..

If undiagnosed, these warning signs can quickly develop into the full blown disease…

Symptoms

•Warm fluttery feelings in stomach
•Lightheadedness
•Daydreaming
•An unexplained urge to see her or call her
•Sudden decrease in bank balance
•Shooting up mobile bill
•Happiness in her company, sipping roadside tea and swallowing gol gappas(pani puris).
•Failure to notice other hot girls
•Even amnesia at times...(when get hit by the bad guy on your head trying to protect the female from him).
•Having a scar on your head and an obvious 8 pack abs.
•Tattooing random things all over your body.


Transmission

Though correlation remains scientifically inconclusive, studies indicate “hand holding” may play a role in spreading Feelings from one person to another.

Treatment

At this time the only treatment for Feelings is a multi-week course in Other girls. If symptoms persist, repeat course at a higher dosage. NOTE: This treatment can result in harmful side-effects such as rash, infection, and in some cases, female five finger imprint on the face.

paid for by the Harward Medical Foundation

“All the young people of this planet earth unite.. , Together we can eradicate Feelings”